| General Info | |
|
Name: |
James Coxshall |
| Age: | 22 |
| Nickname: | cocky |
| Occupation: | optical assistant |
| Marital Status: | civil partnership |
| Team supported: | liverpool (back in the day) |
| Interests: | big breasts, romantic novels, watercolour painting and hip hop music. |
| Football | |
| Position: | goalkeeper |
| Previous Teams: | springfield, baddow spartak, tyrells primary school |
| Best player played against: | craig cox |
| Highlight of career: |
scoring my only goal so far in competative football, a left footed
volley against wilvale aged 11. daniel slater was off-side so it
didn't count. chump.
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| Achievements: | creating some of the most entertaining goalkeeping gaffs ever imaginable, my team mates will recount these to their grand-children i imagine. |
| Miscellaneous | |
| Favorite drink: | cold magners on a summer's evening, splendid. |
| Favorite food: | peas |
| Favorite night haunt: | central park blood innit |
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Most embarrassing moment: |
too many to pick one, im good at getting myself into stupid situations. |
| Best holiday destination: | st anton, austria |
| Highest 3 dart score: | n/a |
| Team Mates | |
| Quickest: | rob wareham |
| Best Shot: | chopper and ben hughes can sting my palms |
| Best Tackle: | chopper |
| Best in the air: | jason lander |
| Best attitude: | nobby |
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Best looking: |
ben hughes, he's got such rich red hair. |
| Worst hair: | stephen selby, he's ginger |
| Thickest player: | tim randall, optitians do eyes! not teeth |
| Most annoying: | chopper keeps putting it through my legs |
| Hairiest: | robbie wareham, he showed me his talliwacker after he'd been in the shower and he's got platt's in his pubes! |